14 Hilarious White Elephant Gifts
Did you get an invite to a white elephant gift party? You never know which gift you’ll end up with, but that’s what makes the party so much fun. It could be something expensive that you’ve always wanted, or it could be a totally embarrassing item that makes you blush. However, the following 14 white elephant gifts are sure to put a smile on your face no matter what the outcome may be.
1. The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron by Big Mouth Inc
Everyone knows one. You know…the guy who thinks that he’s the world’s best master griller. This apron is perfect for “that” guy. The apron is made with camouflage fabric, and it has pockets to hold every type of item that a grilling sergeant would ever need to host the best barbeque outing. An Amazon for under $15
2. The Mini Curbside Trash and Recycle Can Set
This is the perfect gag gift for the co-worker who has the messiest desk in the office. Adding a recycle bin and trash can to his desktop will keep everyone in stitches. This is sure to be a big thrill for everyone who works in the office with the messy culprit. Not only is this a hilarious gift, but it is also a very practical one as well. It holds many standard office supplies such as pens, pencils and scissors. On Amazon for under $10
3. Bacon Toothpaste
This white elephant gift will either be a huge success or totally disgusting. Some people like bacon on everything. Does this include their toothpaste as well? And no, this is not approved by the American Dental Association. But it is sure to get everyone at the party talking. Yum! Under $10 at Amazon.
4. Glow in the Dark Flesh Eating Zombies Play Set
Who doesn’t like a thrilling game filled with zombies that glow in the dark? Zombies are very popular right now, and this game will probably be a big hit with the zombies at your party. Turn off the lights and see the game zombies glow in the dark. They are only 3 inches tall, and can’t cause any real harm. But they are bound to make the party a lot of fun. On Amazon under $20
5. Dog Butt Magnet Set
This is a good gag gift for the person who loves dogs. Dog owners usually love every inch of their dogs, and this magnet set gives them another body part to add to their list of favorites. This set has a pug, Dalmatian, Scottie, poodle and retriever butt magnet. It also has a fire hydrant magnet. This will get everyone’s tongues wagging at the party. Under $15 on Amazon.
6. Stuck Up Bubble Gum Refrigerator Magnets
Well, now you have a legitimate reason to stick your gum on the refrigerator. These magnets look like real gum that has already been chewed. They come in four yummy looking colors that coincide with flavors such as spearmint, tutti frutti, bubble gum and peppermint. Stick these up in the company conference room, and give everyone a good laugh. On Amazon under $10.
7. Emergency Meal Transport (EMT) Insulated Lunch Tote
This insulated lunch tote makes it easy to prep your food and move it to the right body part, which is your waiting stomach. It has all of the regular pockets and sections that a standard insulated lunch tote has. It also has a cute little ID donor tag that makes the tote look authentic. Everyone will do a double take when you start eating the contents of this little tote. On Amazon under $20.
8. Theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags
You won’t have to worry about co-workers stealing your lunch if it’s in these sandwich bags. This is a set of 20 zip lock sandwich bags that look like they already have a moldy sandwich on the inside. Yuck! This white elephant gift is going to be a big crowd pleaser. Under $10 on Amazon.
9. Ranch Flavored Dental Floss
Keep your gums and teeth healthy by using this ranch flavored floss. It does the same job as other spearmint and cinnamon flavored flosses, but this is a good choice for the person who loves the taste of ranch dressing. However, it’s probably only recommended by 1 out of 5 dentists. Under $10 on Amazon.
10. Frozen Smiles Ice Tray
This ice tray makes 4 denture shaped ice cubes. This is a great white elephant gift for the host or hostess who likes to play tricks on friends and family. Dentures in your favorite cocktail is sure to get a few extra stares and gasps. On Amazon under $10.
11. Fun Express Nose Pencil Sharpeners
This is a funny novelty gift for the student who likes to be the class clown. These 12 pencil sharpeners are shaped like a human nose. Stick the pencils in the nostril to sharpen the tip. This little gift will appeal to both young and old pranksters. On Amazon under $10.
12. Miniature File Cabinet for Business Cards with Built-in Digital Clock
This is a cute little gift with a dual purpose. It is a miniature file cabinet that has an alphabetical filing system for your business cards. But it also has a digital clock display in the top drawer. This might be one of the biggest hits at the party. Not only is it cute, but it is also very practical. Under $20 on Amazon.
13. Sarcastic Ball
This little magical eight ball gives plenty of sarcastic answers. Sure, you can ask simple questions, but you had better be in a good mood at the time. You may not receive the answers that you want. Get ready for answers such as “get a clue” and “who cares.” Under $20 on Amazon.
14. Fanny Bank Farting Coin Drop Bank
Any product with a farting butt is sure to be a crowd pleaser, and this coin bank is no exception. Drop a coin into the bank and the bank gives out a farting sound. The bank is shaped like a big butt sticking out of a pair of pants. On Amazon under $20.